Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We drink too much. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal website in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys know about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting lost and feeling every inch of the experience.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been doing.
- Here's where the real excitement is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, powerful night.
You're not asking. We’re just offering you the truth.
dudes: Please Nail You know Fucking Tonight
Look, I'm not Messing around. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Small talk, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Seriously! These Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Have It Out With Me Sexually
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Take a Hint. I've been trying to Make it Clear, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Won't Leave Me Alone . It's getting {ReallyAnnoying.
- I Really Need To Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Be Left Alone in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Guys crank Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a party for the ages. We gotta raise hell and go bananas. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will make you lose your mind.
We're hitting the dance floor all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a story we tell for years.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Beer solves everything, right?
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.